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Texts Reveal Kash Patel Ordering Staff to Fight “Ifindretards” Account (newrepublic.com)
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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bold use of DEI to fight such ablist slurs. Welcome to the resistance Kash

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

But muh freeze peach.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 4 points 4 weeks ago

Lol this makes me want to just talk shit daily about this fucking idiot. You can’t file lawsuits over mean tweets, dipshit. He’s already lost before.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

what a moron...

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

😳🍾🍷🍸

[–] Fancy_Gecko@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

did they call patel a removed ?