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Bobby Glendys is the worst child I ever babysat (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 week ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you just voluntarily create Lynch-themed content???

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

woah, fuck you for even suggesting that

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno man, seems to me like you might secretly like Lynch's work...

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

stop playing, bunny-man

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ohhh no, it's on

[–] kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They use protection. A sheath. Otherwise OpenBlade™'d cut her quite deeply.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

openblade is a girl

[–] kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Uh-huh… 😐

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, no no no…I am not getting stuck in the middle of another stupid holy war again.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which was your first?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coke vs. Pepsi.

So much death.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So much violence yet they failed to recognize the true victor: RC Cola

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I miss cherry rc cola

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

I'm sure it misses you too

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

TOO LATE! Thanks for engaging!

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

What was yoir fifth one?

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating wormie content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Awww! Cute! Thanks for engaging!

[–] measureyoucanpleasure@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

thank you for making sure the spice keeps flowing

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Let me knife-fight the little bastard already!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I love the ending to this saga. Thank you for creating exasperated content.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're welcome, I did it for the money!

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that you're the world's first $900-trillionaire what are you planning to do with your fortune?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Build a spaceship, it says in the picture! Gonna fly it to Arrakis and battle Bobby Glendys.

[–] kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

I would watch a Bobby Glendys globetrotting comedy adventure movie.

[–] nunzilla@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Give me one good reason why I should thank you for creating e-begging content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i will kill a kitten if you don't.

[–] nunzilla@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sold!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha ha! In the end, you thanked them!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah! It's called etiquette and it's full of stuff like that!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

The worms ARE the Mirai - I mean spice

[–] Deno@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

support the front

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

stay uprayed!

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did bobby glendys run into a slime wizard?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know?! Last I saw him, he was in Tehran.

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

Dang he went on trip must be tge spices

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The SPICE must flow!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For japanese Jesus sake! Who raised this child!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Probably some kind of an anime girl

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm half awake starting to fall asleep and for a second I thought he had huge beefy arms and one of them had a mouth

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I kind of see it!

[–] arepo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for creating cwfs content! The superior filesystem!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

He's huuuge her even dwarfs the sandworms now!