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Anon is an alpha (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago

I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 9 months ago

whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago

Never did I ever think I would see the words "jestermaxxed" and "charismamog" ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's all "real", but I'm not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

lol who the fuck is Derek

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Youtuber "MPMD", previously bodybuilding-focused.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

At this point in history ..... there's a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour ..... or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 20 points 9 months ago

Asking the important questions! What does "mog" even mean here?

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

[-] lgstarn@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago
[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 9 months ago

when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

[-] Landmammals@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If these things are real, I don't want to know

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

>17.7 cm

Nice

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ahhh missed that, it's .696850 so I didn't see that and Google rounded up.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

and I'm even taking Gorilla Mind

Monke isn't capable to be so delusional.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Sometimes greentexts are good

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I have no idea what half of that means.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago 
> inb4 people not realising it's satire
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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