In 2008 Putin threatened to nuke Ukraine for hosting a missile shield?
I'm guessing a Ukrainian fucked his girlfriend or something and the little manchild just never let it go lol
he also threatened poland over this around this time as well. it was aegis ashore iirc
That might actually be the case, he definitely has a smol pipi and there are so many hot guys in that country
It was just a ~~prank~~ nuclear threat, bro!
The North Korea playbook lol
They learn from the best
Say what you will about Putin, he knows he can only hope to imitate and never equal The Glorious Leader Who Is Definitely Not The Absolute Monarch Of Our Commietopia
They really ramp up in 2022
Medvedev's just a powerless clown, you can disregard any news mentioning him
And I would've liked to say that Russia wont ever use nukes offensively because that would be the dumbest action ever. But I wont because I was thinking the same about the whole invasion during last year. Just... God save us all...
medvedev tries hard to fill that niche left when that motherfucker zhirinovsky croaked
True, Zhirinovsky was also a powerless clown. Though I find it weird that Medvedev, who tried to appear hip and techy during his term, now does a U-turn and tries to appeal to MAGA-kind crowd
It might have been simpler to just display a normal calendar. That's about the same.
You remember these calendars with a famous quote every day? You could do it with nuclear threats.
No threats in June 2022! So that's something I guess.
"17-Nov -22 Russia is not considering using nuclear weapons - Kremlin says."
How threatening.
If you speak Kremlin, that's their way of saying that they want us to think that they are considering using nuclear weapons. It's the younger-sibling-on-a-road-trip's "I'm not touching you" of nuclear threats.
Interesting point. Sadly, I don't speak Kremlin. Are there good reasons or past experiences which support that it's "the younger sibling"?
At first, taken for itself, this sounds to me like the usual nuclear de-escalation talk and not the other way around.
What's a "nuclear threat"? Sounds like "I didn't really mean it bro"
Routers is now owned by Russia, sounds like a great way to gain some ad revenue.
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