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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

only remember the name because of The Expanse

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 minutes ago

But if you pronounce it like the show, every Spanish speaker has the right to whoop your ass just once

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 7 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

I read the book about a year ago and I recently I was trying to remember the name of the horse for some reason. I also completely blanked on it, and it took me a few minutes.

I'm pretty terrible at remembering details like that. My brain just stores things relatively, like 'the main character's brother', even after reading his name a hundred times.

Anon should have just told his teacher that the horse (rocinante) is nothing compared to Sancho's she-ass.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 2 points 32 minutes ago

I never remember the author's name. I have consistently gotten it wrong in nearly every quiz. Lol

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 1 points 58 seconds ago