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Anon reads Don Quixote (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I read the book about a year ago and I recently I was trying to remember the name of the horse for some reason. I also completely blanked on it, and it took me a few minutes.

I'm pretty terrible at remembering details like that. My brain just stores things relatively, like 'the main character's brother', even after reading his name a hundred times.

Anon should have just told his teacher that the horse (rocinante) is nothing compared to Sancho's she-ass.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I never remember the author's name. I have consistently gotten it wrong in nearly every quiz. Lol

[–] hawgietonight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Everyone knows him as Cervantes, even though his full name is Miguel de Cervantes. I live in Castilla-La Mancha and everywhere is Quijote.. I even know a lady called Dulcinea.. not a common name btw.

Edit. Just read this and sorry might have come across overly pedantic. I just got up and my brain is still toast.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 hours ago

i remember it because of soulcalibur