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At press time, devs have confirmed that maximum testicular surface area will be seen when cops arrive home drunk for dinner with their families.

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[–] muhg@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 14 hours ago

All this and no midnight club for 18 years.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this why GTA6 took so long? So they could add testicular torsion as a game mechanic?

[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Just imagine how long it took to the Rockstar testicle team to get the physics just right

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

It's satire, the horse balls shrink depending on the weather in RDR2

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

shrinking pig testicles? what will the poor devs think of next?

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Collective bargaining...

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

big if true