I spotted one in South Florida that said, "We're #1 When it Comes to #2".
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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I used to regulate septic haulers when I worked for a local health department. They try to have fun with it.
Their other truck hauls lettuce.
"Not same truck."
It's the US so it might be a threat instead of a joke. Impossible to tell
i always love honey dippers. they have good senses of humor
Chocolate milk?
Bull milk 🐂 🍼
It's all in the wrist.
this is even better than that truck that said "CUM: We ain't haulin' milk!"
Maybe?
I wonder if their license plate looking like it says poo is intentional
Almost certainly, which is lovely. Ohio plates are in the format ABC1234 but they're issued alphabetically and IIRC they're only up to K.
Mmmmh.... American raw milk
Wouldn't that be "raw, American milk "? Unless the Americans've designed their own version of raw milk itself?
Also, the comma is doing the heavy lifting in keeping it from implying "milk from a raw Anerican". 🤢
Lewis Black: “They wash it! They wash it!”
I believe them.
It is Texas after all.
The plate says Ohio (just as bad, honestly). Where do you see any indication this is in texas?
Ah, OK. Not much better from what I've heard.
They probably misread Austin’s Septic as Austin Septic, like Austin, Texas.
Yeah.