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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 122 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The majority of these distilleries are in red states. They voted for Trump and this is what they get.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 68 points 1 month ago

Tariffs aren't just Trump's obsession, they're a core part of Project 2025's economic plan, so any R president/congress is going to keep throwing up tariffs.

Of course, tariffs aren't actually helping American workers, because they're effectively a hidden sales tax, while the R's block labor reforms, such as increasing mimumum wage, destroying unions, etc. as they have done for decades.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Agreed. I'm in one and it's hurting distilleries here. Absolutely fuck them!

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 63 points 1 month ago

Enjoy what you voted for.

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] myyass@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still buy Canadian goods. Don't care, worth it. Besides I'm less likely to get food poisoning. Win WIn

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should start a store here stateside that only sells Canadian goods. Food mostly, for safety

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I would totally shop there. At least I know I won't die.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well maybe instead of complaining about Canadians not buying, they should be doing something to get rid of the menace in their whitehouse. But of course it's much easier to just blame Canada.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

If conservatives/regressives weren't blaming other people for their problems, they wouldn't be conservatives anymore.

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[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol good I hope the American economy crumbles we deserve it

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Have you seen the price of things? It's definitely showing cracks

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those MAGA dumbshits voted for it, zero sympathy. Carry on Canada, the new North American beacon.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Quite, the first 2016 term had some similar things so dropping liquor sales isn't a unexpected event.

[–] eareetator@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they could give everyone deep discounts to increase sales and so everyone can drink enough to blackout til the end of this nightmare.

[–] clanker_victim_555@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not going to buy back Canadian customers.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least salvage what they can from the nightmare trying to bring back measles.

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

TLDR;

For a few days, Chris Swonger saw some light at the end of the tunnel.

The head of the association representing U.S. distillers was optimistic a trade deal with Canada was at hand in mid-August, and that American liquor, wine and beer would soon be back on the shelves at the LCBO and other provincial monopolies.

…was this the whole article?

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As an American im going to try my best to only buy Canadian

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

omg that's Canadian?! fuck yes.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least that's what the import company claims! If a real Canadian can correct me, please feel free

[–] JC1@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

No need to correcr you as it is! 😊 https://www.crownroyal.com/story/our-home

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Crown Royal is brewed, distilled, and barrel aged in Gimli Manitoba.

Recently the company moved bottling for the US market to the US, but bottling for the Canadian market remains in Canada.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was the Canadian market that important for American liquor that our boycott busted them? Or were there other countries that also boycotted their alcohol?

[–] villasv@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was the Canadian market that important for American liquor that our boycott busted them?

Yeah, it has been pretty damaging, but great for our local industry

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Doesn't hurt me at all. Sounds like they are having the day they voted for.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This on top of younger generations not drinking nearly as much.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When a few beers cost as much as a 12 pack and a DUI can completely derail your life, I don't blame them.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I mean... a DUI should derail one's life, otherwise it could ruins someone else's life.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My point being grandpa would be forced to pour out his car beer before spending the night in the drunk tank, receiving a small fine without even missing work. The punishments today are harsh and life-altering. They're so successful as a deterrent that many young people just don't even see the point in drinking at all, hence the reduced drinking in gen Z.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thats why they are trying to legislate weed and ozempic. both of these reduce alcohol consumption.

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Trade agreements mean shit because even with lower prices, I'll never buy anything made in the USA.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Aww boo hoo 🎻

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you like your deal maker that you liked because he’s so brash and strong and tells it like it is, now? We were sure you were idiots back then - now you know, too.

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Them good ol' boys
NOT drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die"
"This'll be the day that I die"

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Canada makes some of the best whiskeys (and ryes) in the world, we'll have plenty to drink for sure!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was legit shocked when I saw Canadian Club available for purchase in Sydney Australia.

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[–] assembly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I’m surprised that two Canadian provinces are supporting US tariffs. I don’t know much about Alberta and Saskatchewan but I’m surprised they are siding against Canada.

[–] GreenBeard@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Alberta is run by Charles Koch via a lobbyist stooge, and a media ecosystem bought and paid for by Blackrock. Nearly half of "Albertans" have been in Alberta less than 20 years, about 25% of those are people came from Texas or the US Midwest, and the rest were people who washed out of polite society in other provinces and were willing to dig holes for big oil for a meal and some meth money.

Alberta has an immigration problem, but it isn't black or brown people that are the problem so it doesn't get phrased that way.

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[–] clanker_victim_555@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

IDK about Sask. But Berta's premier is a traitor working for Dumpie.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can't speak for Saskatchewan but Alberta's leadership is trying their hardest to turn it into North Texas.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know much about Canadian provinces, but I'd be willing to bet there's a lot of cousin fuckers 'round those parts.

[–] JC1@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

They are the fossil fuel provinces. Alberta is by far the most entitled of every provinces. They were living by Canada's teet for a long time and then found a way to process the oil sands. By this point, they became rich. They at first tried to manage this new riches properly, establishing a provincial fund, a generation fund that the Norwegians basically copied. But then they started to elect conservative governments. Those governments reduced taxes as much as they could, slashed social programs, spent every dime they could and now they complain about the rest of Canada (especially Quebec) because they're not as rich as them. Today, their generational fund is mostly non existent while the Norwegian one is the biggest investment fund on earth.

They are the perfect example of entitled there is. They always complain that they don't want to pay the federal government for other provinces while a few years ago (decade, was in 2008 I think) oil became so cheap for a brief moment and Alberta really struggled as their oil extraction is expensive and they basically burned through their money. All they did is complain for the federal government to help them. And they went right back to their usual behavior when oil went back up. Complete assholes.

Alberta is completely captured by the oil and gas industry. Its population is docile and captured. Whatever any government does, they always vote conservative, no matter what. Saskatchewan is less bad as it's quieter, but their voting pattern is mostly the same. So for any federal government, why answer to Alberta's pleading as what ever they do, it will never change the outcome of the vote? It's good anyway as their pleadings are unreasonable. They prefer electing traitors that meet and side with Trump behind the federal government's back during a trade war, against the rest of Canada.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That article doesn't load, neither with nor without an ad-blocker.

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