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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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American distilleries ‘devastated’ by collapse of trade talks as they face hundreds of millions in lost sales (www.thestar.com)
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[–] myyass@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still buy Canadian goods. Don't care, worth it. Besides I'm less likely to get food poisoning. Win WIn

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I should start a store here stateside that only sells Canadian goods. Food mostly, for safety

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I would totally shop there. At least I know I won't die.