When I opened my fridge I there was a bottle that said "soy sauce" on shelf.
I didn't want to be rude, so I said "¡Hola Sauce! Soy PetteriPano".
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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And of course, "Hello, I am sauce." -soy sauce
Hello, I am lent green.
Oh, hello people!
Wasn't that spelled soilent?
Edit. My mistake. It is spelled soylent
Hola milk!
Or is it 1% milk?
Still kinda disappointed nobody has come up with a brand of soy milk called "Soy Capitan!"