Why are you posting this as if it was your original idea?
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Wow great thought, I havent heard it seventeen times this week, very original and very cool!
Wow, great criticism, Potty McKettleblack.
I post showerthoughts that are milquetoast, unoriginal jokes about current events? Ooo you got me XD

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Tangerine Palpatine is a close second to Mango Mussolini, well done.
Mango Mussolini is also really good.
I like Pants Shitler.
If I have to read about this stupid acronym one more time… All it does is perpetuate the story of his stupid lake nicknaming crusade. What’s shameful is how much attention it’s getting instead of the fact that Trump rapes children and fucks the poor and the troops. We can’t keep talking about every little thing he does and how batshit it is. When do we talk specifically about how fucking batshit the man is?
Seriously. Ooh look. It spells shame. That will stop them.
They took away Mary's Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (what they taught us in eastern Tennessee) a decade ago. Nothing is sacred.
Please use his real name so this noise gets caught in my content filters.
Now we have S.H.A.M.E.
Well, some of us anyway...
Canada can rename Lake Erie to Lake America thus making the names, as a means of identification, useless.
If they'd do that they should go with Lake Americest. Double meaning, with "est" meaning the most, and "cest" because Donald Trump raped his own daughter in her penthouse bedroom as a child.
"Lake Trump-Epstein"
Does this mean the next President can rename Florida to Trump-Epsteinland, and Texas to KidKillerKopsia?