"Fighting for custody of his organs" is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.
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A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this
A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as "birthing a hooved animal". Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Eat some fiber once in a while, folks
Yeah, like some good old tainted lettuce, ya dinguses
I thought this was slang for weed for a hot minute
The devil's tainted lettuce!!
The devil's taint
Idk what it is, but I think I get plenty of fiber in my diet but I still regularly have problems with this. My doc told me drinking water with the fiber is important, but I’m pretty sure I’m already drinking lots of water too. So… idk, if it gets bad enough maybe I’ll go look into it some more.
Could be your gut microbiome. Try eating more fermented foods and probiotics. Yogurt, kombucha, things like that.
Also, be aware of the difference between soluble and insoluble fiber. Pay attention to which one you're getting the most of and see if getting more of the other one helps.
Getting regular physical activity? Even just taking a walk helps by applying mechanical forces...
This is a big one for me cause I'm often sedentary due to work. I've noticed a nice long walk helps.
And don't abuse opiates
Then just how the hell am I supposed to wind down at the end of the day?
#arethecarnistsokay
You can eat fiber and meat lmao
Just his shirt, i strip naked
I do that in public urinals.
You must have small feet
It's how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way
just ibs things
Sometimes I just need that extra ankular distance to open up the passageways a little more
I’d be more concerned if he took a portion of his shirt off
I had a teacher who would occasionally wear only one sleeve of a sweater. He claimed it was too hot with the whole thing on. Looked weird.
Here you are with a teacher trying to show kids we don't all have to fit in the same mold, and you call it weird. smh
Break out the poop knife as well
Fightin, Lovin, Poopin is the Journey song we needed but never got.
fighting for me life in here
Godspeed.
Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.
You MFers need some fiber in your diet. Otherwise you are gonna end up with a brain aneurysm from pressing so much.
Could be the opposite. I like to think he was hoping to achieve lift-off.
some of y'all need to eat some g-d vegetables
Beans
Also, bidet.
If I think it's going to be a journey and I'm not in a situation where I don't care what my shirt looks like (like doing chores on the weekend) but a nice shirt I don't want to wrinkle more than I need to... shirt's coming off.
Sometimes you just need more skin touching air, sometimes it's the sweat making tattle tale creases.
Sometimes just need to feel free

I first read that as “took his entire shift off” and thought yeah that’s not normal. Way worse than just taking your shirt off.
How does she know about that, though - are they the kind of couple who don't lock the bathroom when they're going about their business?
Maybe he was hot


