Bustin' makes him feel good
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
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I'm so conditioned there's a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis
๐ซ Bustin ๐ซ Bustin ๐ซ Bustin ๐ซ Bustin ๐ซ
If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.
maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting
"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."
...
"They left?"
Unzips
"It's bustin time!"
Why do they hate it then
I believe it though. I was scared of ghosts and stuff as a kid and then I masturbated a lot as a teenager and stopped being scared of them completely
what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.
fake: ghosts aren't real
gay: anon touched a dick
Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.
Bustin' makes him feel good!
Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?
Ghost: "He slimed me".
It's in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That's on you. (All over, really.)
(ah, I missed the speaker part, sorry)