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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.