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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a ghost buster (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."

...

"They left?"

Unzips

"It's bustin time!"