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When your bank account says “budget,” but your government says “renovation arc. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elections or no, this guy has no intentions of leaving.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Naw, he's building all this stuff for the next guy, because he's generous like that.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why exactly can't the heli land on the lawn like it used to?

[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

As a former helo person (as well as speaking as just any old person), landing in the grass is so much more bad ass, too

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Because he's a decrepit old man and he might fall... and get those bone spurs he said he had.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let them eat helipads

[–] AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let them eat curb as i stomp their skulls

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

HEY! Not cool. It would get everywhere. That's public infrastructure; basically littering. You should mulch and compost them responsibly.

[–] AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Its animal feed