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When your bank account says “budget,” but your government says “renovation arc. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why exactly can't the heli land on the lawn like it used to?

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Because he's a decrepit old man and he might fall... and get those bone spurs he said he had.

[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

As a former helo person (as well as speaking as just any old person), landing in the grass is so much more bad ass, too