Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2026
42 points (88.9% liked)
iamverybadass
173 readers
38 users here now
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
trying to look like dream of the endless.
“When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”
-someone on the Internet, not me
Service pack male > RTM male > Release preview male > Beta male > Alpha male
I am currently experiencing bloat. Too many requested features have been added and nothing is working properly anymore.
That's why I aim to be the LTR
I'm 37 unfinished projects on a git server
Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox
What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?
does the sigma own them?
It's a pack of imaginary people because the whole alpha wolf thing isn't actually a thing.
I wonder who the Alpha Alpha is. Who's the beta alpha!?!
A confederation, presumably.
You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice
Bitch, shit and fuck???
playing Rust
I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.
This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths
Puberty.
Before and after falling asleep.
After joining video game PvP faction