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[–] comador@lemmy.world 49 points 23 hours ago

"The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium," Vader said.

I love San Diego lol.

[–] SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app 15 points 22 hours ago

A lot of innocent droids are gonna be harassed under the guise of "looking like" the droids they're looking for.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Many Bothans died to bring us this video

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

It won't matter, Vader. You still won't find Obi Wan.