For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
later, from the white house: "we have settled, again, with the great islamic republic of iran. america is victorious! we have deeded to iran not only california, but oregon and washington state, too. in exchange, we have received three barrels of algae-laced seawater for the small sum of $500 billion".
If they gave cascadia to Canada I'd be so happy
"PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP."
Praise be to Buddha, thank you for your attention.
Has someone pointed out that they picked a blue state because all the red states are even shittier places to live than Iran?
Lmao, that would be humiliating for trump if he only could understand it
Calling it the Gulf of Iran after the whole fiasco with Mexico would have been pretty on point in terms of joke. Missed opportunity.
Seems like a fair trade.
Gary Newson could do something really funny now
He's too busy destroying homeless camps with glee
Liberals are selling our country to the enemy!!!
Just to give a perspective on how stupid US military being in middle east is.
i still don't understand why it is so common for journalists to write a whole article about a single tweet and not link to it.
it's here btw: https://xcancel.com/IraninHyderabad/status/2089703793915199991
The tweet does look more hillarious than the article
Nation states fighting over parts of the same planet we were all born on is cringe. Humanity is like a toddler that just learned the word "mine".
And yes, I do privately own a toothbrush.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Iran is trolling trump. They're trolling him instead of, you know, bombing their civilians to death, like what the US is doing to them.
Dammit. I look like shit in a hijab.
We could wear a wig over the hijab. /j
