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Trump says he will soon declare Strait of Hormuz US territory (www.abc.net.au)
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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So it's instantly going to be enemy occupied territory?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

maybe as a way to trigger nato's article 5?

[–] Melobol@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Oooh! Colonization!
That's what we were missing! /s