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Trump says he will soon declare Strait of Hormuz US territory (www.abc.net.au)
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[โ€“] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So it's instantly going to be enemy occupied territory?

[โ€“] Melobol@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oooh! Colonization!
That's what we were missing! /s