Lord Of The Rings Memes

But they were all of them deceived again, for another another ring was made. In the land of Moredor, in the fires of Mount Doom II, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a second master ring to control all others, bigger and badder this time. And into this other ring he poured his leftover cruelty, his extra malice and some more of his will to dominate all life. Another ring to rule them all. And he decided he would go with a hammered black gold finish with a tribal tattoo motif this time, because he thought it looked cool.

Reminds me of this:

Somehow, Sauron returned.

And Gandalf is still there, but it’s a younger version of him from the multiverse! That’s where the ring came from, the multiverse. And it turns out Bilbo is the bad guy. He’s also from the multiverse.

And anyone else’s characters that didn’t want to come back for more money are all also from the multiverse. And this time they’re not just saving Middle Earth, they’re saving The Multiverse!

Multiverse!

I mean... He did already make a butt load of other rings. It's totally feasible he had a backup ring of power. 🤷‍♂️

The last one took all his hate and malice; all that he had left for the backup was silliness and whimsy.

And a spin-off series on the gritty back story of Sam and Bill the Pony called "Samwise"

I mean... he made the first one. Clearly pouring all of his cruelty, malice, and will to dominate all life into the first one didn't remove those traits from him or he'd have never wanted to touch it once it was forged. He'd be too busy watering the ents and petitioning that brown wizard to stop using bunnies as slave labor to pull his tubby ass around.

Don't speak that evil into the world, they already ruined starwars

Tolkien was writing another installment in the universe, later on in the age or man.

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New_Shadow

They tried a new story with The Acolyte. I would've love a new story about the old republic, But apparently the show was too woke. Now we're stuck with shit we know and some want repeated. I know unpopular opinion and I'll get voted down.

It would be interesting to see an abbreviated version of TLOTR where the Eagles simply carry Frodo to Mt. Doom and we can just avoid all of that other unpleasantness and move on to all of the non canonical prequels/sequels that true fans crave.

Pretty sure Disney isn't allowed to have LOTR.

It always kinda bothered me how people insisted "Somehow, Palpatine returned" wasn't a plot hole because it makes sense for the character not to know how Palpatine returned, which is true but ignores that the reason people were angry was thar the audience never got to find out out how Palpatine returned some other way.

It's all released only on Disney+ anyway so it doesn't exist for me. Stupid fragmented streaming.

LOTR 10 - the final finger.