I appreciate how there's no concept of karma on lemmy like there is on reddit. You don't have to care about losing/not gaining karma so you can make silly posts like this one.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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Thank you for clicking for Cousin Alf :(
STOP UPCLICKING, YOU ARE KILLING COUSIN ALF
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Lemmy admins right now: "why are so many people f5-ing this one thread...?"
Not our admin! Thank you for helping save Cousin Alf :(
@pmjv the software i'm using does not provide the mechanism to save him, i'm so sorry
:( Thank you for killing Cousin Alf.
I know how much you miss it, the content calibration post. I miss it too, but we have to let go
Do you? Whenever I go to the top of the all time mountain overlooking Funhole Peaks, I see that bong lady parked in the spot where Cousin Alf used to play. Cheerful, hopeful.. bringing everyone together to calibrate their engagement.
I miss him so much.
My client says this is "controversial", how disgusting!
Most controversial post in Funhole actually!
Controverulations!
Thanks!
What happens if it's unbalanced positive?
What happens if it's unbalanced negative?
I'd rather not find out :(
Thanks for engaging with Cousin Alf's best friend Richie Miller content.
Oh no it's at +10 how can I donate additional downclicks?
it's out of our hands now, old friend :(
How much time do we have?
Not enough!
I don't have downvotes D:
D: 🙏
I feel good about myself, truly I have had a positive impact on the world today
Everything will be okay! Thank you for saving Cousin Alf!
“People” out here are trying to send Alf caterwauling down from the atmosphere. Save m’boy Alf!
Thank you for fighting to save Cousin Alf :(
I will pray for him while pooping!
Thank you :(
Ohno, I can't downvote - someone downvote this for me please
Oh no :(
Alf shall live
I tend to downclick anyone asking for upclicks even when joking. Thankfully at the time of content engagement there was an click imbalance that required downclicks to correct. Close call, I’d have to downclick you otherwise.
Bless you! And thank you for saving Cousin Alf!
🫡 downclick for cousin Alf!
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I love clicking
Sweet! Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(
well, I did my duty and downclicked for Cousin Alf
Thank you for creating content!
Thanks for clicking for Cousin Alf :(
If it is balanced at 0, is is my duty to do nothing?
Unless you want Cousin Alf to die!