The correct number of cigarettes that should be eaten in a day can be calculated by taking a person's weight, in kilometers, and dividing by the number of hours in that day, remembering to count leap hours. So, a 100 pound person should eat approximately 10 miles of cigarettes per day.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Eat with your mouth or your butt?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Depends on the brand

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

It's easier just to number the cigarettes you shouldn't eat

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Body weight in kg * 2 + percentage of the moon lighted ^ 3

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

You forgot to include the wave function. Simple mistake