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[–] emb@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

That's some dark humor

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Silly English Knnnnnniggits.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

Back then the earth spun at different speeds and sometimes stopped spontaneously and spun the other way. Nowadays we can control the magnetic forces from a secret lab in the Arctic

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago

You could say it was always knight time.