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Luv me chips, luv Greggs, luv me pond. Bliss
This like when the waitress comes around asking if the food is ok
When you lead an immoral life and find out the punishment was misinterpreted and is actually a hot tub full of titties
this tub is very much not hot.
Dude's got two naked chicks next to him, of course he's happy.
Or maybe he's just slyly trying to get the demon's attention on the guy eating the other guy behind him.
"I've got a report of erotic cannibalism going on. Was it you again?"
"Nope, look there."
hell is actually a beach in england
Watching footy with the lads in an endless icey hellscape. Simple as.
shouldn’t of nicked me chip - Barry, 63
Tits out and chill out
"Get a load of those guys back there"
Hes like me fr
you get pretty used to the constant agony after a few centuries 
"get a load of this guy"
I remember more biting in cocytus than this image depicts.
How can it be hell if it's an overweight bald man who get's to float next to two women who are clearly out of his league with their titties hanging out?
According to the Inferno (correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while) they're all trapped in ice while the exposed parts are assaulted with frigid winds stirred up by Lucifer's giant wings.
Maybe those women sucked extra hard in life so they have to endure chilly nipple-itis and oggling for eternity, I donno.
chilly nipple-itis
How did you know the name of my Porno for Pyros cover band?
Now we know what Jane was addicted to.
Let me guess, punished for the sin of enjoying life's pleasures while Dante was spending his time in a self enforced penance of avoiding and feeling guilty about things that aren't wrong and accepting punishment that doesn't accomplish anything other than making him feel smug about having a better afterlife that may or may not even exist while those who didn't experience extreme punishments that Dante himself invented all as part of this smug cycle?
I look at it more like an early renaissance rap battle where he owned all his haters and politicians so hard we still read about it today.
Is that Gigachad behind him?
Has anyone the original? I can't find it and it looks kinda slop.
I get a bunch of hits for a reverse image search. It's standard for Nattini, doesn't look like slop to me.
Whatever that punishment was he BJJ'd into a kink
It looks like the waiter is taking their cocktails order.
What's his other hand doing, though?