Dad Jokes

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What do you get? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Could you post the text of this for those of us who are blind?

[–] voracread@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

[–] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 5 points 1 year ago

Lol. Thanks

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Answer: frostbite

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also please scream the words at your phone for those of us who are deaf

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?

FROSTBITE!!