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He was found innocent. I guess his good side shone through.

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[–] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Nice callback. Kuddos on owning up to the inevitable downvotes.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] polotype@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah, don't worry aboutit, i just wanted to end my trilogy of bad jokes based on the name sean ;)

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I Shawn that your did there

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm just curious how YOU pronounce Sean.

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Depends, some non english pronounce it sheen and i heard it was pronounced shawn wich i felt was close enough to shone to make the pun.

[–] undrwater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it something about how you pronounce the name?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or how you pronounce "shone"? I think they'd trying to make "Sean" and "shone" rhyme?

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Quick! Someone consult Sean Bean before he dies!

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would have upvoted this, but my client shows perfectly negative vote count, and that's too funn to break.

Made me laugh. Thanks.

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, 4% is tuff x)

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 1 points 2 days ago