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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back (www.fashiontimes.co.uk)
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[–] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

xkcd comic #211
xkcd.com/211

First person to bring me ~~Wayne Coyne~~ Katy Perry in a ~~hamster ball~~ plastic bottle gets ~~a free t-shirt~~ to join the barbeque!

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 12 points 2 days ago

Oh no! I pray she's alright.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I ate the not the onion