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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back (www.fashiontimes.co.uk)
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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 12 points 2 days ago

Oh no! I pray she's alright.