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If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.
Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!
Steam the hams, obviously.
It is forbidden knowledge. Ask about it no more!
"If a PIECE will fascinate her..."
I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
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If she doesn't want him I'll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
He's got the right idea honestly.
Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?
Legendary lineup i just got
He's a keeper!
When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I've forgotten every other supplier
I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.
She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.
An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast
Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table... next to the cheese
Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.
I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.
(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).
I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don't like getting flowers.
It's like 3 minutes if "aww they're so pretty" and then a week or two of watching them die
How about these flowers?
I'd be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it'll live.
My wife ordered it cheese -> potatoes -> flowers
I'm a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
...people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
Well, this would def be appreciated by me (oh fuck, this is goin to be fire with pasta and also costs a lot) and my instincts (oh damn, this guy has food)
And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.
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Ah, young romance. Actually, it's a good strategy to find out if she can cook. You'll never be sorry you married a good cook.
Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.
Reminds me of a guy who ordered pizza to the pub but didn't want to make the landlord cross so he got enough for everyone. I had three slices and some of his weed.
Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes
Cheese-Flowers-Potatoes for me which incidentally is also arranged highest price to lowest. My kids got me a wheel of Humboldt Fog one year for Christmas. Cheese is a fantastic gift.
Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store's fridge yesterday.
(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)
What kind of cheese though?
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