I think that if I were that guy I'd do the same. But it's much more likely that I'd be the turtle.
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Book 1 page 1: do not leave the turtle in a tiny fish bowl with no substrate, light, heat, food, or water. Step 2:...
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They both fucked now.
And the turtle too