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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth (lemmy.today)

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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's totally possible to bite your nails so that they are nice and have smooth edges, just like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters could theoretically write all sorts of fancy literature if only we wait long enough. All I have to do is bite off an infinite number of bits!

Update: I've accidentally scratched all the works of Shakespeare on my bf's back, why is he mad?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Bf mad because of how unfair life is to Hamlet just because he's a dork that can't make a decision.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Hey look, it's my spouse!

I have to threaten to tape oven mitts to their arms to keep from scratching.

They've even been scratching at small irregularities in their sleep.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago

The path to smooth skin is paved in scabs and pressure washed with blood.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Must be pure