this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth (lemmy.today)
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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Hey look, it's my spouse!

I have to threaten to tape oven mitts to their arms to keep from scratching.

They've even been scratching at small irregularities in their sleep.