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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Context: They think anon is Romani. An ethnic group heavily oppressed and even purged at times since the mediveal era.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

We dont know where we are trying to go either. Grim shit, glad I got a vasectomy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Anon is fantasizing about being half naked in front of 20 people, most likely all men.

[–] supermurs@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Start running into the river and out, see how fast the people react

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

4chan is extremely racist against Indian people

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 days ago

Who dont they hate?

[–] majster@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 week ago

The comment about being mistaken for romani is probably correct. But in that scenario I do not understand why everyone would get back into water while he was on shore. It makes no sense. I suspect OP is fake, possibly gay.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Normally, if you see an Indian-looking fellow in the Balkans, they're probably Romani.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then, wouldn't a balkan person be more concerned with their wallet being stolen? Idk, a strange-looking person being the only one around the valuables while everyone else swims sounds weird.

I mean, luckily, this is all fake anyways, but the fan fiction used to be more believable

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be looking for reason in racism. I grew up in Eastern Europe and truth be told, I can't claim to be free of it myself. The story rings believable to me...

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

All I am saying is, my racist ass would be more concerned with the strange looking man stealing my wallet and phone than somehow magically contaminate me with his dark skin

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the most polite form of balkan racism that exists.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For real I once saw someone throw a glass beer bottle at a black guy

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

With the behavior of hydrophobic material and water droplets.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

More river for me then!

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Feel like anon could pull this off somehow

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe OP is just out of the swimming sync with the rest of the crowd

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

This is interesting because I've found Eastern Europeans and Russians to be less racist to South Asians overall possibly due to geographic proximity (relative to Western Europeans who in modern history have seen themselves as racially superior). Attitudes towards black people could definitely be better though.