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[โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • 1st floor
  • 2st floor

  • 3st floor

  • 4st floor

  • 5st floor

[โ€“] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Bravo!!๐Ÿ‘

Seriously top tier. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] homes@piefed.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

5st Floor sounds like it could be fun

[โ€“] houndeyes@toast.ooo 5 points 1 day ago

5st Floor sounds like it could be fun

Ease you into the 8adDragon Floor.

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[โ€“] lemmyng@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago

I'm disappointed there's no Groundst Floor.

[โ€“] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Thirsty floor. Where the dry sauna and gym are. Then they go drink a lot of water cause they're thirsty.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

wrong on so many levels

๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

3st floor is where all the thots live.

5st floor is where all the freaks live.

[โ€“] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where's that meetup happening exactly?

1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480

it's a kid friendly event. in-fact they prefer them as young as you can find them.

[โ€“] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone made the labels in excel

[โ€“] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've seen whole ass documents made in excel in my last workplace...office people gonna office.

[โ€“] einklich@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

On every floor from 2st through 5st?

[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's 3rd...

1rd

2rd

3rd

4rd...etc

[โ€“] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Onird

Twird

Third

Ford

Fird

Sird

Sevird

Eird

Nird...etc

If this was made in Excel, at least one of them would be a date.

It's incomplete, it's missing the Groundst Floor

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 4st floor is surprising. The grow lights and irrigation system is ingenious.

[โ€“] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

It's quite a contrast to the arid desertscape of the 3st floor.

[โ€“] lepthesr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You'll find me on the fifthst floor, bring the lube

[โ€“] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe 'st' is just an abbreviation for best or worst? So you press the button and the floor is aladeen.

So, those are the onest floor, the twest floor, the threest floor..

[โ€“] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Thirst floor or threest floor... Whats the general concensist on pronunciation.