this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I hate to be a party pooper, but I think it's actually to indicate where an emergency fire blanket is located.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Aggressive behavior toward the cashier will not be tolerated. We reserve the right to open a portal to hell on abusive customers' kneecaps.

No flashing zone. Spontaneous nudity may cause furious masturbation.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?

If you're actually asking, it's probably the sign on a fire blanket

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 5 days ago

Slug man is highly flammable.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The help desk for fire fuckers.