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Preferable something that will work immediately, it's spring scented, and wont lead to permanent brain damage.

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[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd never heard this nickname. I don't know if I'm desensitized or something but I'm like "okay cool". Him having weird moles and/or receptive anal sex is probably the most normal thing he ever did.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The moles are whatever but the nickname and the image of having a carpet of beetles crawling all over his taint is pretty gross.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This is one of those threads I wish I hadn't opened.

If you're reading this comment before finding it. Stop. You have been warned.

You can just leave. Close the tab. Click the hexbear logo. Press the back key. Anything. Stay oblivious.

[–] diamath@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

bumping this comment

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Ok. I admit I was curious but you are probably right.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

How dare they sully the name of ladybugs like this

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still have no idea what that's about.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (13 children)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

dead-dove-2

i am going to dramatically fling myself into the sea

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a very good thing that I am very inebriated and will rpibably not remembrr this in the morning

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know, I wasn't planning to get blitzed off my ass on absinthe tonight, but I need something to toss the grenade down the memory pit after that one

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Graham wasn't planning on getting Blitzed either.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Oooh.

Absinthe

I had Marilyn Manson's absinthe back before I found out he was a fuck

Missed opportunity to name it Marilyn's Mansinthe

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Setting an alarm to dm you in 8 hours

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I should have said nothing...

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there, it's quite surprising that taint-blanketing of moles isn't something I've seen before.

It makes so much sense, it now doesn't make sense that it's not normal.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

New tagline?

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there

Is this a joke that I'm just not getting? Because this is absolutely NOT what causes moles ever. It isn't what causes moles that show up later on adults and it also isn't what causes moles that are present on newborns.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

biden-alert Definitely a joke and not an urban myth I've been misinformed about.

[–] BigWeed@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, he had HPV. I get it now, 'ladybug' because its infectious.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

That's fair, I ignored the warnings and pressed onward due to my own curiosity, it's only fair that I pay the price.

pain

[–] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I saw the warnings. I ignored them. I payed the price.

[–] ComradeSpecters@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

What the actual fuck

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah brother

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I'm a fan of Suntory Toki and will now depart this thread lest I learn why you need it.