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A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

Only goofs & silliness. (:

no NSFW. ever.
no sexually suggestive material
swearing is fine, but please don't go overboard.
no sad or depressing content
no politics or politically-motivated content – this include comments.
no outrage content or bait
no AI-generated images. Understandably, some may slip through the cracks, but assume no malicious intent.
no AI accusations. Are you unsure? Leave it be. Is it obvious it's AI? Please report it.
No spamming of personal links. You can credit an author, but not spam or advertise.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz

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[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where's the hampter for no cream? Even the one on the far end clearly has a non-negligible amount of cream

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Theres like another six hampters missing

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Then the void hamster

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They need a vantablack one

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck Anish Kapoor, let's get a Black 4.0 hampter instead

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The only acceptable way to drink your guinea pig:

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

All of these look more like "how much coffee would you like in your milk?" tho

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I used to tell people I wanted my coffee roughly the color of the outside of a plain bagel. It worked very well.

I drink it differently now so that wouldn’t work, but I haven't been in a situation where I wasn't amending my own coffee for decades, other than getting lattes, so it hardly matters. I do usually have to ask for more creamer, however, unless they give me a little vessel.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too much milk in all of them. I like my coffee like I like my women. Full of cum.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please remember we're in nice memes

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Right, can't make jokes in the comment sections of nice memes. My bad.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t make demeaning jokes in nice memes*

Fixed that for you :)

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

The first two rules of this community are:

no NSFW. Ever.
no sexually suggestive material

The description of this community says “I made this with my kid in mind.”

So, yeah. Can’t make that “joke” in this comment section. Your bad.