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cmon iran please if you kill clavicular ill convert to shia islam

taking shrapnel to the dome makes your brain muscle get swole if you take mega brain pills.

kkklavikkkular always thinking kronk steps ahead.

Neo-nazi "hypermasculine" faker that took enough HGH or whatever to become infertile. Tried to kill a man on a livestream and is charged with several other crimes but not that one.

Remember the movie 'Zoolander' from 2001 with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson? Zoolander is like really shallow and vain and only cares about 'male modeling'. Clavicular is Zoolander but real, even both names are equally silly.

There's this internet trend called looks 'looksmaxxing'. They invented a metric to judge appearance called the 'PSL Score'. This community developed out of like incel culture, 'pick up artistry' ie misogynistic dating advice, and body building forums.

So Clavicular is this guy who is 21 years old and started taking testosterone steroids at the age of 14. He spends all day focusing on perfecting his physical appearance with unhealthy beauty treatments. He does meth for appetite suppressant. He's done steroids and hormone blockers. He promotes sketchy DIY face injections.

Clavicular is maybe most well known for saying that hitting yourself in the face with a hammer will improve your jaw structure. He calls the process 'bonesmashing'.

He hangs out with far right wing streamers to promote gambling. Clavicular regularly films himself trying to impress girls that he meets in public. He participates in petty beauty competitions that he calls "mogging", which is an acronym that stands for "alpha Male Of the Group". He talks to other dudes and says like "i mog you", etc.

He had a rivalry with this other influencer named the 'ASU frat leader'. As far as I'm aware, 'ASU frat leader' does not attend ASU or participate in any fraternity. There was a viral meme this year which said 'Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by ASU frat leader ' because it was tweeted by the a Clavicular fan account and it sounds like an absurd sentence. The sentence is basically supposed to mean that ASU frat leader has a more muscular body than Clavicular. ASU Frat Leader is basically the Owen Wilson character of the Clavicular universe.

It is also rumored that Clavicular is secretly funded by Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel is one of the cofounders of paypal, Epstein affiliate, has connections within the Trump administration, close with Elon Musk, co-founded a surveillance company called Palantir. Peter Thiel has been a funder of JD Vance since 2011. Peter Thiel probably also does meth.

I think Clavicular's unhealthy lifestyle habits makes him fascinating to many people. He's been interviewed by mainstream news outlets like CBS. Even SNL has made skits mocking him.

As far as I'm aware, Clavicular does meth, not crack. He's the reverse of Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden smokes crack and not meth. Clavicular does meth.

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Meth and probably some botox