We should no longer have takes we should have gives
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Ok take me your best give
I give you a kiss
We should all hug dort_owl because they're very smart and funny and cute and they smell nice
Self evidently true, correct and indisputable. Bulletproof take
Gotta disagree there. We can't all do it or we'd crowd up.

amerikkka is bad
Joining a local subreddit, an HOA, or a fascist party is driven by the same base impulse, differing only in degree
Youtubers will malign the loss of 'third places' and then suggest you join a pickleball club, or the hitler youth
Based on stylometric and idiosyncratic analysis of the user's posts and comments, this user is most likely, on the balance of probabilities, a semi-autonomous bot operating out of the Ministry of Intelligence of the People's Republic of China.
You said it, not me
My wife should take me back despite my drinking problem.
Better Call Saul was an 8/10 show that had great moments but the parts were greater than the whole
Most people would not have made it through the first 2 seasons of Better Call Saul if it hadn't been for Breaking Bad.


Naps are great
legendary mic drop moment on a song:
[Outro] If you're a dog
A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff
If you're a fruit
A tomato full of juice

beanis peepee poopoo
under communism everyone gets a pair of beanis style shoesies
And beanis slippers to wear at home
Fking italians have no business complaining about pineapple on pizza when they themselves are putting fking french fries and hotdogs on "pizza americana"

Okay but fries on pizza rules and pineapple on pizza is meh.
They just do that as a joke though. Like calling it caffe Americano
