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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is Timmy going to school in the summer ?

[–] seathru@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago

Because no one can afford daycare. It's this or bible camp.