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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The classification of cannabis changed to incarnate more black people. It's a historical fact and it's sad that many people don't know that.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 81 points 1 month ago (3 children)

incarnate

Either you mean incarcerate, or else it is one hell of a gateway

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, sorry. I'm tired and English isn't my mother tongue.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 26 points 1 month ago

I didn't mean anything by it, and assumed it was autocorrect. I was just amused by the visual of it in my head.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I smoked pot and now I have a new isekai life with superpowers and a band of roaming catgirl assassins who enforce my will upon an otherwise cruel, dark, and corrupt world in an alternate dimension.

This could happen to you.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

......yes please!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Gateway drugs should open more things

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I believe originally, it was used to incarcerate Latin Americans, hence the naming of "Marihuana" and later, "Marijuana" to make it sound more Spanish.

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think those are "gateways" though. I think the real gateway is when you try something that you're taught is vilified and told it will make you stupid and ruin your life, but then all it really does is chill you out. The gateway is realizing you've been lied to and you wonder what else was a lie so you try other things. Alcohol if anything has the opposite problem.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

100%. There's also the fact that when weed is illegal, the only way to get it is through someone who likely sells other illegal substances so it's not hard to start messing around with other things after smoking for a bit.

Weed is only a gateway drug when its illegal

[–] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crazy I had to scroll down this far for the reason it's actually called a gateway drug.

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[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (15 children)

It goes along with how they categorize cannabis as "drug" while alcohol for some reason gets it's own special category.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Caffeine: am I a joke to you?

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[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Calling alcohol and nicotine the first substances that most people abuse when caffeine exists is the biggest win in propaganda history.

[–] jordanpwnsyou@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

No one has ever said “man I love coffee, I should try ecstasy next!” Lol

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure more than a few people have said "coffee ain't doin' it for me anymore; I should try cocaine or meth," though.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unable to cite sources on this, I swear I'm not pulling it out of my ass and I did hear it on broadcast news like in the early 00's...but adderal is (or at least, was) the most abused prescription drug by "soccer moms", so, I wouldn't be surprised.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

nobody has said it because the same person never sold both

if you had to go to the ecstasy guy to buy your coffee too, then you'd be much more likely to try ecstasy as well

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[–] OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I believe that sugar and caffeine are the real gateway drugs, they are the 1st chemical compounds many people are addicted to.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gateway to what? Harder cookies? A double shot of espresso? They're definitely drugs, but I think to call them a gateway isn't so accurate.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The war on drugs has always been bullshit. I wonder how many bosses have said "drug free workplace" or principals saying "drug free campus" while holding a cup of coffee.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not for prohibition whatsoever, but have you seen the difference between someone who chose coffee as their drug of choice and spend decades drinking it versus smoking meth?

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Been smoking weed for over 50 years and I never found that gate!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's because you were too stoned to look for it. You set us up man.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for the sumbitch! I usually just climbed over the fence.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Alcohol and nicotine are the first step in the path of despair. But cannabis is the gateway to a good time. Change my mind.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh alcohol can be enjoyed in moderation. Personally I massively prefer it to weed

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Person 1: You know what? You're right. They should all be deregulated.

Person 2: You know what? You're right. They should all be illegal.

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[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The gateway is having to deal with shitty people that used to be in those crowds.

Its becoming less of an issue as more people use it responsibly like social drinkers and you dont have to deal with a complete waste of space to society to get it or be around others who partake.

Reefer madness is bullshit, but its also not 100% harmless either. Chronic use of THC still almost certainly causes GABA disregulation for instance.

You have a stupid majority who act like weed is just as bad as heroine and meth and THE gateway drug, but the potheads who are just horrible people spouting about how its completely harmless aren't helping the cause either.

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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

"Someone had to say it"

-some guy, not even within the first 10 people to say it

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You forgot caffeine in the meme

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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Caffine. The kids drug of choice

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its been my experience that 125cc motorcycles, Cessna 172's, DJI Mini-2 drones, and Ender-3's are also gateway drugs. Less illegal but just as damaging financially.

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