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real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented (lemmy.today)
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spitting facts!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thou shall say it and not spray it.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Velvet. Has to be Velvet.

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

-- Frost

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

<3

(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

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