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Spitting facts!
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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Thou shall say it and not spray it.
Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?
Velvet. Has to be Velvet.
But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?
That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.
(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)
-- Frost
<3
(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)
Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?
I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!
...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid
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I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.
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