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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you often feel like everyone is against you no matter where you go?

Yeah, motherfucker, it's called class warfare.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

And honestly the answer to that question is no! The only people out to get me is this fucking landlord and their employees and the odd cloying sycophant roommate

Libs fundamentally do not understand this and think the base state of existence between people in this world is peaceful coexistence.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

90% of the thread is just insufferable landleech lovers wtf catgirl-disgust

No one cares anymore because your attitude is complete shit. Go complain somewhere else

from a .world account naturally popuko-hammer

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All these fucking Reddit liberals

two different commenters

I was on the fence until I saw this outburst. Now I’m pretty sure you’re a shitty tenant who’s about to get evicted. You and the landlord both are probably imperfect, and I’m not really gonna bother with too many details since I think you posted more for validation than for advice, but I think your landlord has a slam dunk case if he finds your account here with posts and comments. It could be too late, but your best bet is to delete your account, lawyer up, and stfu online about this before it builds their case against you. The judge doesn’t give a shit about you, he cares about the property owner’s property and possibly whether you’re a disruption to other tenants.

I hope you figure it out. Good luck.

That’s not what [another commenter] said at all. I had some sympathy for you up to this point. You’re just a self centered asshole that doesn’t care about other people. Your landlord sounds like an asshole too, but now I’m kind of on their side. I wouldn’t want to deal with your bullshit either.

"You know, I was toootally on your side until I saw you be rude, now I have a different opinion on the law because I want to use it as a cudgel to hurt you and leave you homeless in dangerous heat. You lost a valuable ally just now!"

I hate these people, it's so disgusting. They try to shame you and guilt you over irritating their personal sensibilities and simultaneously change their opinion on how the state should handle this because irritating their sensibilities apparently warrants being extrajudicialy left to fucking die. Such an abuser mentality and they want to use the state to enact it.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I was on the fence until I saw this outburst.

keeping this in my back pocket as a trans-uno card for chuds very-smart

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Best part is the """outburst""" in question wasn't even from OP. They're blaming OP for someone else's comment. They were never unsure about their side, they just needed an excuse

Edit: Nevermind it was, I somehow managed to misread the OP as being someone else. I don't know how I managed that but I did :/ I feel my point still stands and this """outburst""" was reasonable and justified

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's understandable, because they were calling a top-level comment "OP," which is not what that term means, in the process of defending the honor of that "OP" against the actual OP. That's why I replaced "OP" with "[another commenter]," to make it more legible.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I could never allow my cats to go outside because of the many and terrible dangers but also they have a big area to run around in so i get it, I'm glad yours don't run away and have been safe so far

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's horrible here. There's an enclosed patio area but both of the gates were broken when I moved in. One time I watched one of my cats run into the window (thank god I keep it open) with a coyote chasing them all the way up to the wall.

I've since done some patchwork repairs to one of the fences that makes it easy to open and close (with fucking drama attached to it ugh) but the other is big and metal and heavy and its hinges are in like stucco so all I can do is prop it up when it's time to lock down after dark.

And for a few weeks it was okay. I would have to keep an eye out my window for shitheads who just blow the gate open and don't close it behind them, but it's not like I ever asked for anyone to go out of their way... but then...

The landlord and one of my roommates (the one I specifically fixed the other fence to make it easy for them to move) conspired outside my window to throw the gates into fucking dumpsters just to fuck me and my cats over "your cats are not our job" (??????). So even without this shit happening right now I'm looking for a fast exit.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I just like how the outdoor cat struggle session potential extends far beyond the Bear.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

My uncle owns an HVAC company and three apartment buildings. Now let me explain to you why you're being a piece of shit.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Throw all axis.worlders into a pit barbara-pit

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Okay so I'll just brainstorm here because this is where the comrades are. My plan at this point is thus:

  • The notice to fix or vacate gives me three days that begin after it was posted, minus judicial holidays (like today being taken for the 4th) and the weekend. So Monday - Wednesday.

  • I will provoke my landlord into taking me to court on this complaint by talking back to her as if I am not impressed with her authority. She is a power tripper and keeping my window open during those non-counted days will set her on that path in stone. Being disrespected will give her tunnel vision

  • I have obtained a security camera I have pointed at my window. I will record all violations to my peaceful enjoyment from her closing my window without my consent, BUT CRITICALLY FOR THIS PLAN, I will record my window being closed for those three days.

  • I will present this evidence in court as a backstop, but I will also seek a judgement that I am not required to keep my window closed because it's not on my goddamned rental agreement in the first place

  • Once that's settled, I will retaliate with a laundry list of tenant rights violations she has committed and outright federal crimes, like stealing goddamned mail

And I'll expect a 30 day notice to vacate once she loses as her final parting shot.

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Fuck your landlord. This is beyound egregious. Petty tyrant lording their petty kingdom.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

This feels like the kinda shit that would get you struggle sessioned in China

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just individualize your pandemic response, jack! biden-troll

Sorry you're dealing with this.Care-Comrade

Edit: obviously we shouldn't have to do this, but I've had good luck with finding cheap air purifiers at goodwill. I've even heard of people finding the filter inside still wrapped.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would be miserable if I lived somewhere and wasn’t allowed to open a window. Wtf

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wouldn't have agreed to live here if that were part of the deal. I was also bait and switched on both the location and the rent amount once I was on the hook.

This landlord is a landlord among landlords.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you've had to deal with this landlord, and also sorry you got that sort of reception from those buttholes. I've always found the internet outside of explicitly left-wing spaces to be social-darwinist / classist shitholes with little or no sympathy for people poorer than them.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, fuck me thinking the wider audience would be more helpful in finding resources for advice, especially when I had the bad sense to tell them what court I'd be working out of.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

i will eat your landlord