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The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning
(www.mcsweeneys.net)
"The Founders were visionaries. They foresaw every modern conservative grievance with astonishing precision. They knew the exact moment when a constitutional guarantee would become inconvenient. They planted secret escape hatches in every amendment, visible only through a powerful lens of resentment, perpetual grievance, and off-the-books Winnebago gifts loaded with all the extras."
This isn't even satire