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Here's the idea, apple users are the scum on the face of the earth, they're the worst possible people you can meet in any category even a sincere communist became somewhat unbearable the moment they even touch an apple product for sometime. So here's the solution, the ones who aren't spiteful can be exiled and those who are shall be used as forced labour and then shot in the back of the head and disposed of in any method deemed cheapest.

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[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Good post

Everyone in college switched from flip phones to iPhone seemingly overnight and they were insufferable.

When I finally gave in to the smartphone Siren call years later, I got a cheap Android phone and got many a side eye from those privileged fucks.

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

I kid you not, my aunty had a perfectly fine smartphone still she shilled out 800 dollars for an iPhone so she can take it to parties, family and social gatherings, and business conferences.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I was young and we had no pipe and no papers. What else should we have smoked from?

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well if it has been more than 5 months since you last touched an iPhone you must be clean of the pollutants that come with touching apple ecosystem

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

That's good!! You're safe then!

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

carrots can be used in a pinch but the set up is harder.

sicko-yes unironically one of my faves, apple allergy be damned

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oof ouch owie my brain cells

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Well at least mine doesn't have an overcrowding problem

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm pretty sure the last time apple users were exiled it fucked up a whole bunch of shit and now we have to deal with existence as human beings with the knowledge of good and evil instead of getting stoned and naming animals all day.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Dw I live in India, iPhones cost three month's income here even if you're in top 8% of earners

[–] POTUSS@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So true!

Just use WebOS like a normal person. I adore my Palm Pano+, best phone I've ever had.

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like literally use anything, genuinely I am not jesting or joking here despite this whole place being jesting but for this comment I am serious, use Android, use linux mobile, fucking throw the iPhone away. I will never understand the desire to burn $5000 dollars on a laptop

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my experience only Samsung users have revolutionary potential

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

It is that or Chinese smartphones, Huawei especially. Apple users are a plague on our species

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I switched back to apple a few years ago because I was tired of using 2nd class apps but now I hate every app that isn’t an emulator or a manga reader so it’s time to go back I guess.

If I can get a keychain 2fa thingy for work I’ll get the commodore phone or some flippy dippy