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[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, better go at it with a DEX build and Mimic's Tear. It's a difficult DLC fight, so get to around lvl 80 before entering the boss arena and chip at it until it enters phase two. Note the wound in his chest, that's his weak point. If you inflict good CRIT on it, it should be a breeze. Beware of his AoE attacks, and don't forget to jump when he sweeps the arena, it's easier than parrying (but it can be parried).

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions and git gud

[–] Bohne93@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

The trick is to work up the ranks, you can start by hexing lesser gods, like the lower egyptian pantheon and just challenge stronger and stronger gods. But watch out for Jesus, he's a real noob filter. He WILL put you in a rear naked choke hold and if you don't know how to get out of it you better start saying your prayers.

[–] meta4@retrolemmy.com 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prayers to whom?? Jesus "Got you in a rear naked choke hold" Christ???

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dear Jesus, please let me out of this choke hold. I'm sorry. I fucked up."

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

"Say uncle"

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

I hate when I have to level grind ._.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Ten measures of magic (keshafim) were given to the world; Egypt received nine while the rest of the world received one."

You might want to rethink the pantheon you want to go up against.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah if anything you want to go beat up Shinto or Buddhism, they have a few heavy hitters but they also have an absolute ton of little guys just littering the place. Just mob farm for levels

[–] Mowcherie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He's got a wicked whip attack.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait is Jesus Protect Melee or Protect Mage?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Both, and also Protect Ranged.

They are part of the Evangelical Triangle after all.

Don’t gaslight me Jesus!!

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Sword Logic is eternal!

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really have to butter up the abrahamic deities to get close enough for a good strike.

try upping your charisma with some mana potions that have vodka in them.

also those pesky abrahamic ones all hate goats, so make sure you are able to cast a live one with you to at least distract them.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also DO NOT point out that they're all just the same guy wearing different hats. He gets REALLY MAD when you do that.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

His name is Enlil from ancient Sumeria, he gets big mad about that info too.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sweet Nerevar. He's a god.

[–] falcunculus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Grand and intoxicating comment

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

I just used a big hammer and spammed R1 until his bar hit 0. 🤷‍♂️

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I mean its not just a god its the god. Hes technically the second largest but due to the abrahamic pact the spiritual power that christianity gathers also adds to the power of allah and vice versa. That puts them at more than 4 billion believers which grants them imense power.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah Allah is a lil bitch. Summoned them on literally my second time Astral projecting and when they tried that whole "experience the infinity of all time at once" thing I just punched them in the kidney and gave them a wedgie.

Fucking nerd started crying.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

God damnit! For the last time, my name is Allen, not Allah. You weren't astral projecting, you were fucking wasted on zima, and we were on the last bus of the night. Also, you bastard, I started crying because you not only punched me in the kidney while I was trying to help you up, but somehow you got us both tossed from the bus and I had to walk home in the freezing rain with only one shoe because you had thrown the other in the river while we were waiting for the bus.

[–] Nima@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

i got nothin on tonight. happy to help 💕🫶

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Do you have Barong and Rangda in your compendium? If you fuse them at the Cathedral of Shadows you can get Shiva and break the game wide open.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

username checks out

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

Next time, use a fart cushion, it's his weak spot. Absolutely no defense against it.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, when I dreamed I tried attacking an imaginary creature and he was too powerful!

I'm just wondering if this person is playing little kids games or is in genuine need of medication

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure they already take plenty of medication.

That is why they are hallucinating. And being religious while doing so can lead to some pretty weird "revelations".