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[–] cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 36 minutes ago

Sorry bud, all I've got are good girls who are cute dogs

[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 2 points 59 minutes ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Bench seating: what you use when Captain's chairs are just not uncomfortable enough for your tastes.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago

Had a girlfriend when I was in highschool who was too old for me, had an old Chevy Blazer and loved the Cake song Stickshifts and Safetybelts. Everything about her was fun on a bench seat.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Road head must have been so much better back in the day.

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It was. As was watching the submarine races since there were multiple viable, errr, seating arrangements. A glorious time to be alive.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As was watching the submarine races

... This sounds like a euphemism uh... Beyond my depth.

Puns aside: ...Wat? Lol

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

it's a euphemism from Detroit MI. There was an island in the Detroit River that had a public park on it that was infrequently patrolled by police because it was too far for them to be arsed to bother, called Grosse Isle. There were several scenic overlooks one could look out over the water or have a picnic at and since they were generally secluded, there were no gates to close it off at night, teenagers would take their dates there to make out back between the 1940's and 1960's. (souce, my dad, who grew up in the downriver area) When they were caught, this became a popular "excuse/explanation" to give to the poe-poe/parents.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What I never understood was how making out in the middle of nowhere was a crime.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 hours ago

EXTRAMARITAL KISSING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

Haha that's awesome. Thanks for the bit of local lore!

Sounds honestly like it'd be a bit of a spooky spot secluded in the middle of the night. Frisky teens do be pretty crazy brave. <_<

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. But can you can say it in a way where you dont sound like a future magat?

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not maga, not even close (and not American) but am struggling to see how does this sound like a future magat. But idk, maybe it's there and I'm getting old.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 46 minutes ago

Implied masculinity and truck. That's about it. That said, liking trucks and women doesn't necessarily imply going down the magat pipeline.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

americans are obsessed with their campism.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You're only saying that because...

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Because I'm European and unlike them I can think outside of the box and not subject to their fanatic campism.
They have this simplistic reasoning, anything done by party A is automatically bad in the eyes of camp B.
Any criticism of their camp means you are part of the other side.
As if that's all that exists and there's only black and white.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

wöösh what?
AFAIK you could be one of them and nothing suggests you made that comment ironically.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I can both smell and hear this picture.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

Ooh, same. And I can viscerally feel the seats and dash etc. The weight of the wheel when you sit and bounce on the springy seats trying to turn the wheel from side to side, and it's so heavy. The creaking squeak sound of the windows as you turn the handle. The great thunk of the door, with it's steel weight and loud creak. My dad owned one of these for a small time when I was a kid, because he's a car enthusiast. There were no seatbelts in the back, so us 3 kids thought it was hilarious to slide all the way to each side of the car (mostly uncontrollably, but with added emphasis) every time it turned a corner. Dad didn't own the car long. No idea why. I remember him getting quite frustrated with us, but we were having so much fun we just laughed. I think he gave up on getting through to us. But don't feel bad for poor Dad, he goes on to invest and enjoy some marvellous cars over the coming decades, including helping his son, the youngest of us all, become a race car driver, coincidentally, of an older car model.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Drop speed limits back down to 50mph and you've got a deal

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You need 30kmph for it to be safe, and I'm talking proper 30 kmph, not "the sign says 30 but the road is straight and I feel quite safe being two drinks in" 30 kmph

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

safe for whom? Getting smashed by one of these at 30kmph is still gonna do a lot of damage

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 6 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like a win/win.

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It's all good until safety is a consideration

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Which is the answer to much of "why modern cars are the way they are."

There's a bit of a survivor bias for old stuff.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 65 points 1 day ago (17 children)

This exactly.

Bench seats are great for hanging out with afore mentioned dog and/or girl.
Bench seats are super shitty in any sort of side impact collision. There's nothing keeping you in place except your safety belt.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Just please don't bring back the metal seatbelt that branded you in the summer months.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

My first car was a 1985 LTD that was pirpose built to scar. The seat belt, of course, but also fun little things like the controls and the metal bands in the steering wheel.

But it was also super easy to work on because the hood was the size of a small nation and you could get to anything. The big hood also gave the tires plenty of room, so it could turn on a dime. I swear you could rear-end yourself with that thing.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

We used be a strong species. Now look at us.

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Not nearly enough upvotes from people having this same thought. What a banger tune

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Dying horribly being mangled by your own car as you bounce around, so sexy!

/s

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

Put them in Tesla's and will have a higher fatality rate than a Texan death row.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Your getting disliked cuz all the people that would have agreed with you died in there respective car crashes.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I don't care if they downvote, I've seen what they upvote.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Can't adjust the seat properly. Passengers slide more easily when cornering. More material required for upholstery and padding.

As someone who has had both, bucket seats are way better than bench seats.

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Yeah because that engineers cute girl and dog probably died in a T bone accident.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The MANAGER that made the engineer get rid of them clearly had neither. FTFY.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

The manager probably fought to keep them. It was the engineer who wanted to save lives that made the change.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Ah don't wear a seatbelt because muh sisters cousins friends uncles neighbors mechanics grandaddys brother died while he was wearing a seatbelt and couldn't get out of the vehicle in time to avoid the freight train that he was too blind and deaf to see or hear coming."

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